Tuesday Tales

The robbery

A gunman walks into a bank wearing a balaclava, waves a pistol and shouts

“this is a hold up, every one stand still and look at the floor”

He then jumps the counter and fills up a bag with money.

As he is leaving the bank a brave soul reaches out and pulls the Balaclava off.

The gunman immediately shoots the hero in the head and shouts, “did any one else see my face?”

After a few moments of silence a voice from the back says,

“I think my wife might have”

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left thetoilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

I know they are gross (male humour) but you have to laugh ‘cose they are so awful