Gonna be a bear….

Ladies – this will cheer you up.
Especially those in the Northern Hemisphere still feeling the cold

GONNA BE A BEAR.

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear.

When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months of the year. I could deal with that!

Before you hibernate you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that!

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) whilst you ‘sleep’ and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. 

I could deal with that!

If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that!

If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess bodyfat.

Yep! Gonna be a bear.

(Found online so take with a pinch of salt)

Fun Friday – the day you put all the worries of the week behind you

(A little info on black bears)