Ladies – this will cheer you up.
Especially those in the Northern Hemisphere still feeling the cold
GONNA BE A BEAR.
In this life I am a woman. In my next life I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months of the year. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that!
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) whilst you ‘sleep’ and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could deal with that!
If you’re a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that!
If you are a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to have hairy legs and excess bodyfat.
Yep! Gonna be a bear.
(Found online so take with a pinch of salt)
Fun Friday – the day you put all the worries of the week behind you
