Unhelpful remarks ….
They must be somewhere
Where did you last see them?
They’ll turn up
What do they look like?
Have you checked your pockets?
And you’re sure you’ve checked everywhere?
You had them earlier
They’ll be in the last place you looked
While this is happening…….
Try the couch
The table
The armchair
The bed
The floor
The sink in the little toilet
The bedside locker
The chest of drawers
The mantelpiece
The laundry
The handbag
The shopping bag
Under the table
Under the chair
Under the couch
Under the bed
Under the papers on the floor
In the fridge
In the front door
Or maybe try the hook by the back door!!
Yes you’ve guessed it – Catherine is looking for her keys lol
(and she’s not going to tell you where she found them😊)
Still Waters 
