Well the first op is tomorrow in the afternoon so I’ll be off for a few days.
The second will be in a months time
Specialist said the first eye needs to heal before ‘we’ attempt the other one.
I’m sure he knows best
I just want to know when I’ll be able to drive again 😦
I’m going to lighten things up a bit now
So here’s a few ‘little’ jokes that came to me via the Inbox
Children and their special way of looking at things
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher?
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
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TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie ….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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And wait there’s more lol
These also arrived in my inbox the other day
Courtesy of a generous English friend
who thought I needed a laugh
A few ads from the livestock section of a british newspaper
Their’s is special kind of humour 🙂
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd
Father is a Super Dog
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
GOING CHEAP
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Thanks for all the comments about my recent handiwork with the knitting needles
I have more on the go – bright colours this time
So will show when things settle down and I get back in the swing of it.
Still Waters 