December 4, 2009 – Still Waters

Festive December

Well the festive season is here again

– and as well as the real meaning to the season –

for most of us it usually means families, friends, functions and food

beaches, books, cricket matches and …………

anything else that takes your fancy lol

Ginny has a rather nice blog called Sweet Myrtle

and she running a little meme called Festive December

meaning you can post about anything that is festive

you can read all about it here

So during this month of December

I’ll try to post some thoughts and photos of festive goings on

in our household and also in the neighbourhood

Won’t be quite as tizzy and tinsley as in the Nothern Hemisphere

It tends to look rather stange in the summer sunshine lol

We have to wait till quite late at night to get that special effect

from a house light up with thousands of lights

but you never know what I’ll come up with

Power and Phone lines spoiling the skyline

as they weave from house to pole and across the road to pole

This is one of the problems of suburban living

Necessary if underground facilities are not an option

but a viewing nuisance just the same

Big billowing clouds in the sky first thing this morning

seen through those dratted lines across the road

click the photos to enlarge

To see more skies from around the world

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, ‘Do you have a condom?’

Donald frowned and said, ‘No.’

Daisy told Donald that if he didn’t get a condom, they could not have sex.

‘Maybe they sell them at the front desk,’ she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

‘Yes, we do,’ the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, ‘Would you like me to put it on your bill?

‘No!’ Donald quacked, ‘I’d thuffocate.’