It’s coming to the end of a rather warm January
We’ve had Summer days galore plus (courtesy of living in Melbourne)
some cool to cold ones as well as the odd thunderstorm thrown in for good luck.
And because it’s Friday – a Funday – I’m in need of some Jokes
Let’s just say that PC or not I never tire of the Blonde ones
So today I have a few more for you
They’re not new, you may have heard some of them before, some you may not
Whatever way – Enjoy
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”
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The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked
“If you could have a conversation with any person, living or dead, who would that be?”
The blonde quickly responded
“The living one.”
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs.
The girl asked what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying
that one was named Rolex
and this one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘whoever heard of someone naming their dogs like that?
HELLLOOOOOO….. answered the blonde.
They’re watch dogs!
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit
It came to her turn
She rolled the dice and landed on Science and Nature.
Her question was, “If you were in a vacuum and someone calls your name,
can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked,
‘Is it on or off?’
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So as I’ve said before making fun of the Irish and Blondes doesn’t bother me
you all know my background
and at one time of my life – in my much younger days – I ‘was‘ a blonde 😊
Fun Friday – the day you put all the worries of the week behind you
Still Waters 
That’s a stunner you’ve produced today…thanks from a big change in our recent weather. Gloomy and raining!
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Thanks for the smiles. I don’t think I had ever heard any of those before – and love the names for the watchdogs. Hot here for the next few days after a very variable month.
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They were funny. Thanks for the giggle
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Giggles from me as well. They were all new. I love blonde jokes too. They are so over the top that you just can’t do anything but laugh!
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I never heard of one on them. I especially loved the watch dog one. Thanks for several laughs.
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Great, especially the watch dogs. I wonder how long it’s been wasting away.
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Hari OM
🤣 ….”watch dogs”…. baahahahahahah…. YAM xx
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Great funnies, great photo. Cheers!!
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I have kinfolk, you know someone I can’t mention that would say any or all of these, she is blond, but its fake blond, which means people with brown hair might say these things to. they are hilarious and all are new to me and I laughed the loudest at the is it on or off. still laughing… the person I am references as kinfolk, would be the first one cover her eye. now lets discuss men who do the dumb blond stuff, no one ever tells a joke about a dumb blond man!!!
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We might have lost our comment in the jump from blogger to WordPress. We loved them – not just for the funny but for the intelligent re-interpretation of every day comments (loved the one eyed joke particularly).
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Thanks for the smiles. I like the sentiment of Friday being the day of the week we put all the previous worries behind us.
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They are all clever jokes. I feel like I could actually ask the question “Is it on or off?”
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Made me laugh, and I too have been blonde!
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Oh you do make me laugh but I’m beginning to think your blondes aren’t portrayed as dumb so much as quick and pedantic. I love them.
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