While down here in Australia at the moment we’re battling fire and flood and constant high temperatures I’m wondering, if after the last week or two of winter weather and all the inconveniences it caused how many of my readers in the Northern Hemisphere will smile at this one
The Young Wife and The Snowplough
One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast
They heard the announcer say,
We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, to allow the snowploughs to get through.
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said,
We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through.
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,
We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
You must park….
Then the electric power went out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
Honey, I don’t know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are newly married exhibit, the husband replied,
Sweetheart, why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time!
Fun Friday – the day we leave the troubles of the week behind
Wait! Friday??? Oh, that’s right you live on the other side of the world, ahead of us here on the west coast of the United States where it’s not even noon on Thursday!
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Smiling.
And yes, it is definitely Friday – after a week I am glad to see the back of.
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I guess the wife was blonde too….sorry.
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OK, I’m really going to have to read this to my husband.
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and yes on the other side of the ditch (affectionate name for Tasman Sea) is New Zealand and right this minute it’s nearly 5pm FRIDAY…. cute story Cathy.
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Rolling on the floor laughing 🤣😂🤣
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Friday, yes still here, a little past noon, gloriously sunny and 7 degrees, but windy. But your place I suspect midnight is sneaking by, so only Friday for a little while more.
I laughed at your story. Dato parking was a big and mysterious part of my childhood. I always wondered what to do when 31st of one month was followed by the 1st of the next, stay put or move the car twice ad midnight? I never actually saw what people did, but I suppose they stayed put 😉
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That is funny. And at the risk of getting angry comments, I wonder if she were a blond lol
Just jokes Joyce
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Hahahahah
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Perfect. Of course our garage is full of tools and projects!
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Been a while since I’ve said “Hi.” Good to see you’re being faithful with blogging. We’re in the grip of midwinter here, single-digit temps with a pesky wind. We’re grateful for a warm home, complete with wood stove and a fresh supply of seasoned logs. Happy New Year!
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Oh dear! It’s such a dad joke I’ll have to tell the jokers I know
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