It’s Friday again!
Not sure where this week went….it seems like it couldn’t wait to clear off and meet up with the other 24 that came and went before it. Wish I knew where they’d gone because if I found that out I’d tell them to let the others waiting in line know that contrary to my moaning about days seemingly dragging by I’m not in the mood for rush at the moment.
So for Fun on this Friday I’m recycling a joke from a few years ago – one for all the Golfers out there 🙂
Although why I’m favouring them is a mystery to me – I could have clobbered The Golfer this morning as he left the house with a smile on his face and a little wave of his hand telling me to enjoy my day. ‘Doing what’ I asked ‘Oh you’ll find something’ he said, knowing full well my Friday at the nursing home is on hold until goodness knows when!
50 Shades of Golf
Four friends, long time mates, had been going on the same golfing trip for many years.
A couple of days before the group was to leave Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.
Jack’s buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to St. Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!
‘Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your old lady into letting you go?’
‘I’ve been here since last night!
Yesterday I was sitting in my living room chair and the wife comes up behind me, puts her hands over my eyes and says ‘Guess who?’
I pulled her hands off and there she was wearing nothing but a see-through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
There were candles and rose petals all over the place.
Well, turns out she had been reading 50 Shades of Grey and lying there on the bed were handcuffs, a blindfold, and ropes!
She told me to put the blindfold on her, then tie her up and cuff her to the bed.
So I did.
Then she said ‘Do whatever you want.’
So…..here I am!
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Fun Friday – the day we put all the stress and worries of the week behind us.
(Get over it Catherine 😊)