Fun on a Friday with the Blondes……

Fun Friday is here again and as I’m off to the hairdressers (thnking about maybe have a few highlights put in) I found some ‘little snippets’ for you about Blondes and their sometimes funny way of thinking about things.

Two blondes were filling up at a gas station.
The first blonde says to the second, “I bet these awful gas prices are going to go even higher.”
The second blonde replies, “Won’t affect me, I always put in just $10 worth.”

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at that dog with one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?”

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked
“If you could have a conversation with any person, living or dead, who would that be?”
The blonde quickly responded
“The living one.”

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The Blonde and the wallpaper

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom.

She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.

“Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover.

“Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”

“Yes,” said Buffy. “So did I.”

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The Blonde and her horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.

The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail.

Our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbour then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.

Once again, our blonde friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbour then suggested that she measure the horses for height.

When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one

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Making fun of blondes and their sometimes funny ways doesn’t bother me because for quite a while in a previous life I definitely was BLONDE

Hey Blondie

9 thoughts on “Fun on a Friday with the Blondes……

  1. I was almost going to say that I could not get the last joke, the blonde and the horses. There has got to be an obvious joke there. I reread it. Nah, and differences in height is a good way to tell the horses apart. After a third read and think, I am an idiot and may well be closer to blond than dark.


  2. The young blonde woman walked into the mechanic’s office and asked to buy a longer dipstick because the one in her car doesn’t reach the oil.
    I was born blonde, but darkened through my teens. In my wedding photos my hair is a golden brown. Now of course it is mostly grey.


  3. Well I was never blonde, but my sister, a couple of granddaughters and a grandmother, aunts and cousins were or are blonde. We also have our share of redheads. I hate blonde jokes, however, I have put 10 cents worth of gas in a VW to make it go and it worked in the 1960s.


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