Life’s a bit iffey and challenging at the moment so just to lighten my mood here’s a little something I hope will make you smile 🙂
Patrick’s naming service
Patrick’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, ‘Ma’am, you had twins….a boy and a girl.
The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be baptised immediately, so your brother Patrick came in and named them.
The woman thinks to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he’s a f.ecking clueless idiot.
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ‘Well, what’s my daughter’s name?’
‘Denise‘, says the doctor.
The new mother is somewhat relieved, ‘Wow, that’s a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother’, she thought….’I really like Denise’.
Then she asks, ‘What’s the boy’s name?’
The doctor replies, ‘Denephew‘!!!
I had a good laugh at this one Cathy, thank you!
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G’day Cathy. That’s a good one. Take care. Liz…
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I read that one with a Cork accent and it really made me laugh!
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My life is also ‘iffey and challenging’ at the moment Cathy so I welcomed your jokey post very much. Take care 🙂
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I laughed. Not one I had heard before. Look after yourself.
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Best wishes for you to be well, Cathy.
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That’s brilliant!
I hope things pick up for you soon.
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LOL
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