Now to keep you entertained

Whilst I’m away
Here’s a few of my favourite kind of funnies!

Cat Joke 1

Q: What colour is a happy cat?
A: Purrrple.

Q: How is cat food sold?
A: So much purr can.

Q: What is a cat’s favourite dessert?
A: Mice pudding.

Q: Why did the silly boy try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

Cat Joke 2

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A: Light mouse work.

Q: Why did the Mama cat put stamps on her kittens?
A: She wanted to mail a litter.

Q: What kind of baths do cats like best?
A: Milk baths.

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?
A: Catch.

Q: How do you mail a cat?
A: Use fur-class mail.

Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof?
A: When it’s raining cats and dogs.

Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling?
A: He was an alley cat.

Q: What do English cats drink in the afternoon?
A: Kit-tea.

Q: Why did everyone like Tom Cat?
A: He was very purrsonable.

Q: How do you call a barber cat?
A: Yell…”Hair Kitty?”

Cat Joke 3

Now don’t forget to be nice to each other
and I’ll come and visit you when I get home next week
Bye for now

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