Well the first op is tomorrow in the afternoon so I’ll be off for a few days.
The second will be in a months time
Specialist said the first eye needs to heal before ‘we’ attempt the other one.
I’m sure he knows best
I just want to know when I’ll be able to drive again 😦
I’m going to lighten things up a bit now
So here’s a few ‘little’ jokes that came to me via the Inbox
Children and their special way of looking at things
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher?
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are
TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie ….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
And wait there’s more lol
These also arrived in my inbox the other day
Courtesy of a generous English friend
who thought I needed a laugh
A few ads from the livestock section of a british newspaper
Their’s is special kind of humour 🙂
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little bastard.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd
Father is a Super Dog
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Thanks for all the comments about my recent handiwork with the knitting needles
I have more on the go – bright colours this time
So will show when things settle down and I get back in the swing of it.
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Wishing you lots of luck and a speedy recovery for your operation. Thanks for the laughs I needed it xxx
best wishes from Hawaii, Cathy.
I’m hoping everything will go just fine and I would bet in a few days you’ll be sneaking a peek at the blogs! 😉
Thanks for the jokes! I can always use them!
Good luck for the op, hope it all goes well.
Loved the Yorkshire terrier one. I’ll forward it to a friend who is currently looking after her mum’s Yorkie!
G’day Cathy. Firstly, I do hope everything goes well for your eye op. A relative of a resident at work had hers done a few months ago and said it was the best thing she could have done. Secondly, thank you Cathy for your best wishes. I will be just fine. I will be thinking of you tomorrow. All the best. Take care. Liz…
Best wishes for the op…my mother had it and it really changed her life.
Great jokes! Good luck with the first op. Will be thinking of you.
Wishing you the best and thinking of you.
love these jokes Cathy, thanks for sharing! Good luck with your eye surgery.
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