I will see clearly soon!

 Well the first op is tomorrow in the afternoon so I’ll  be off for a few days.
The second will be in a months time
Specialist said the first eye needs to heal before ‘we’ attempt the other one.
I’m sure he knows best
I just want to know when I’ll be able to drive again 😦

I’m going to lighten things up a bit now
So here’s a few ‘little’ jokes that came to me via the Inbox

Children and their special way of looking at things

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.


TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher?


TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog


TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are


TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.



TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘


TEACHER: No, Millie ….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’


And wait there’s more lol
These also arrived in my inbox the other day
Courtesy of a generous English friend
who thought I needed a laugh

A few ads from the livestock section of a british newspaper
Their’s is special kind of humour 🙂

8 years old
Hateful little bastard.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd
Father is a Super Dog
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Thanks for all the comments about my recent handiwork with the knitting needles
I have more on the go – bright colours this time
So will show when things settle down and I get back in the swing of it.

9 Replies to “I will see clearly soon!”

  1. G’day Cathy. Firstly, I do hope everything goes well for your eye op. A relative of a resident at work had hers done a few months ago and said it was the best thing she could have done. Secondly, thank you Cathy for your best wishes. I will be just fine. I will be thinking of you tomorrow. All the best. Take care. Liz…


Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: