You can’t take them anywhere

Well Monday has arrived and I think we’ll start the week with a joke.
Anyone who knows what it’s like when there are young children around
at family gatherings will relate to this one.

The Family Dinner Party

A friend hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone
was encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during the sit-down dinner one four-year-old girl
stared at the uncle sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

The uncle checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in
place but nothing stopped her from staring at him.

He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for

He finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?”

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went
quiet for her response.

The little girl said “I just want to see how you drink like a fish.”

Sounds like no-one in that family had heard the expression
‘Little pitchers have big ears’

Does anyone have stories like that they’d love to tell?

4/30 June Post a Day

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