The Blonde Hostie
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip.
Upon their arrival the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.
She answered the phone crying, and said, “I can’t get out of the room!”
“You can’t get out of your room?”; the captain asked. “Why not?”
She replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed
“one is the bathroom – one is the closet
And one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
The Power Efficient Blonde
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year…… that these windows would pay for themselves in a year,,,
There was only silence at the other end of the line …………so I finally hung up.
He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot!